The iphone telephoto lens! I actually think it's kind of cute.
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203357254&c=
The secret of the Ooze or: how I learned to stop worrying and clean my keyboard with toxic waste.
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203280897&c=10431&v=&ddi=/products/d2/1d/0c/203280897gx2.jpg
And finally, because all drivers need a portable office in their car. Especially the Boston ones.
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=69752656&c=