Gluten-free dreaming, Part I: The Cracker

I had a dream last night about crackers.

While walking back to lab through the infinite, I looked down at the piece of cheese I was munching on and discovered a half-eaten cracker beneath it.

"Aw man! I'm eating a cracker!" I thought, and spit out the crumbs into a nearby trashcan.

Five minutes later, I found something crunchy in my mouth again.

"God dammit!" I thought, "I just ate another cracker!!"