Tuesday, April 5, 2011

My frustrations with the current state of healthcare, summarized in a four-line dialogue

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[Telephone ringing]

PHARMACIST: Hello this is Michael, how can I help you?

ME: Hi, I picked up a new prescription from you yesterday and I'm calling to ask if it has any gluten-containing ingredients?

PHARMACIST: Sure, I can check that for you, one second.

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PHARMACIST: Hello? Yeah, so I did a quick Google search on your prescription and a few websites say it's gluten-free so you should be good to go.


Yargh!!!!

1 comment:

  1. hahahaha the moral of this story: always BS that you knew something instead of admitting to using google like a normal person.

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